Saturday, March 02, 2019

The boy has discovered bacon! (Damn It!)

Zeke has recently discovered that he likes bacon.

My free bacon ride is over.

Now, instead of eating all the unwanted bacon off his plate, thereby increasing my own consumption of bacon, I now have to fend him off the paltry portions of bacon on my own.

This parenting adventure has just taken a dark turn.

In the mean time, I'll have to order double bacon.