Anyways, before I begin to wax romantic about how much she rules (and its a lot, much more than Chuck Norris, tho her round-house-kicks-to-the-face needs work...) I shall sum up my trip by showing some amusing pictures.

An actual sign, in an actual store in Danshui.
One of the guys needed cash, so he went to a bank machine. As he put in his bank card & started pressing buttons, the machine rebooted. We stood there as we watched it reboot, come up, and reboot again. (it runs MS DOS, if your interested). He never did get his card back.
Its absolutely amazing what a motivated person can fit onto a scooter.
I wonder what kind of gas it is.So, that is my trip to Taiwan.