The following is a true story.
They say every super hero needs an origin story. This one is mine.
I started life here, in the usual way. To protect my secret identity the name of the hospital has since been changed. No one knows why.
No known current pictures exist. The following is an artists rendition based on slightly delusional eye-witness accounts.
According to the almost non-existent myth and legend that surrounds the story of my life, my whereabouts are currently unknown. They say I am still out here, roaming the earth. Lurking in the shadows. Waiting for the next opportunity to engage in awesome, and delusions of grandeur.
They say that, if one is lucky, one may cross my path and become a part of an epic adventure. They say a lot of things. Some of which are fiction, some are myth, some are legend, some are too good to believe.
Some are true.
They say every super hero needs an origin story.
This was mine.